Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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