batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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