Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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