Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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