I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
now i know why i became what i already was.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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