Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I can text with my tongue
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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