Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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