I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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