Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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