i can't believe i had my finger in that
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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