you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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