Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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