Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so that wasnt chicken after all
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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