we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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