i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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