Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
not ubering you a puppy
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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