but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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