yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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