are you so shy because you have an std?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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