when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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