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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
how does that bad decision feel?
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