It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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