you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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