So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
