Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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