We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize