And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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