Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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