you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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