i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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