So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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