So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
