So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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