Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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