How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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