I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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