don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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