Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
they call him Oral-B. enough said
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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