We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize