your parents love me but you hate me
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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