I swear she didn't look like that last week.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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