So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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