I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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