But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
