I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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