I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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