i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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