my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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