This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
