he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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