Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Mom said you looked used
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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