im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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