She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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