no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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