It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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