I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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