i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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