With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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