let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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